The Baby Boomer Hits of the 60′s
This is another email floating around that I may be the last to have read, but it sure made me laugh. Again, I wish I could give credit where credit is due because I think it’s very clever.
I hope it doesn’t offend anyone but I think it’s funny.
For some, it was fun being a baby boomer… until now.
Some of the artists of the 60′s are revising their hits with new lyrics
to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Herman’s Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye — Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem— A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations — Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba— Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.
And my favorite:
Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again
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