Now That’s True Love
If you aren’t one yourself, I’m sure you know someone who really, really likes to squeeze pimples. I mean not just their own pimples, but anybody’s pimples. Other people I know, and often times they are the same people who like to squeeze pimples, go after anybody with a recent sunburn. They love to peel skin. I can peel skin. I don’t like to, but I can do it if I have to. Squeezing pimples, though … I’ll pass, thanks.
Now … long eyebrow plucking … I like that! I want to reach out and pluck them bare handed whenever I see a someone (I have rarely seen it in women) who has normal sized eyebrow except for maybe a three or four really long ones on each side. I don’t do it , of course… but I want to!
But, boy do I watch for them on my man! It wouldn’t have been the same if he’d handled it differently the first time it happened, years ago when we were still young and he used to come over to my house and lay his head on my lap while we watched television. You know how it is with young lovers, one thing leads to another, and pretty soon I’m plucking the long hairs out of his eyebrows. He’d squirm and rub it and his eye would water and I’d laugh and tell him to hold still so I could do it again … and he would because he loved me. If he could hold perfectly still while I plucked seven or eight long hairs then … well then it proved that his love was true.
Once I decided to up the ante and got out the tweezers and attacked his nose hairs. That was even more fun … for me at least … and got a much bigger reaction from him, but since then he’s been very careful to make sure there are no nose hairs to tempt me with. He’s pretty careful about that. (Not that I get the urge to reach out and pluck just anyone’s nose hairs … that would be … gross!)
Old: when hair stops growing where you want it and starts where you don’t.
Head in your lap and he would squirm – ya, I bet you did your share of squirming too! woo hoo, young lust!
Now nose hairs? He’s just totally nuts in love with you!
[...] hair is growing out the top of my nose – no, not nostrils, on the end. I’ve been trimming ear and inside nose hair for a long time. Sometimes I pluck, sometimes I use an electric trimmer. I would never let anyone pluck my nose hair. [...]
Chicken!
I can identify with all of these! And sometime when you have a few hours, you can come over and pluck (or MOW) my eyebrows. I do get them waxed now and then but I can’t see to do it myself. Neither can I see that they need it, except when they’re really longggggggg! What a post!
I have to admit I like to peel skin from a sunburn, but ONLY mine or my kids! (and they have never had a peeling sunburn…I just think I would probably want to peel it if they did)
I also like to pluck my eyebrows, but have never tried it on someone else…I think I will stick to my own! I plucked a nose hair once and it hurt so bad I decided I would rather have nose hair than feel that again…luckily I don’t have a nose hair problem. Yet.