Christmas Elves?

HD_MooseMunch_1box I have Excedrin Headache #43 … chocolate.    It came from Costco so I think they should be held responsible.   It came in the form of Moose Munch … on the right side of the package … the dark kind.    I don’t know how it got into my cart … or into my mouth for that matter.      Often when we’ve come home from a trip to Costco there has been a mysterious item … like a pumpkin or apple pie.   Lynn tells me these things just hop into his cart when he isn’t looking.   I’ve always doubted him until last night when it happened to me.   Now I’m a believer.

So last night, while I am up here in Seattle and Lynn is in St. George, 550873729 Utah, it happened in both places.    While I wasn’t looking a box of Moose Munch slipped past me right to my cart, but in southwest Utah a 46″ Sony television jumped into Lynn’s.     What is really amazing about that is that #3 son was with him at the time.   You’d think between the two of them they would have seen that happen.

I bet Christmas elves were involved … they know who’s naughty or nice, and I can vouch for Lynn …  He’s always been nice.   

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2 Responses to “Christmas Elves?”

  1. What happened to the food wagon you were on? Or did that Moose just jump from the cart into your mouth when you weren’t looking?

    Aw shucks. It’s Christmas. Go for it!

  2. Yup … I just don’t know how it all happened so quick! It had to be some kind of conspiracy.