10 Suggestions for Senior Body Upgrades

1.  No connection between coughing/sneezing and sphincter/bladder

2.  Calories burn more efficiently with less activity

3.  Fingernails/ hair only grow when asked to

4.  Well shaped eyebrows

5.  On/off switch for sleep.

6.  New memory card with faster recall.

7.  Clockwork regularity

8.  Automatic hearing that can be turned on or off at will.

9.  Muscles and skin shrink at same rate

10 3rd set of teeth grow in straight and white as needed

2 Responses to “10 Suggestions for Senior Body Upgrades”

  1. OH, I like, I like alot. Sign me up. ROTFL.

  2. Oh my goodness. I couldn’t get much past number one because of the tears of laughter in my eyes. You never fail to shock a laugh out of me.

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